Since posting Remington NC-17 Machine, I have received e-mails from people who have questions about the machine, so as a service, I am replying here. Though the following are based on actual e-mails, they may have been edited slightly from the originals, to protect the not-so-innocent:



DEAR PROFESSOR PEG,


You have aroused my, um, curiosity. Where can I buy this machine?


– X




DEAR X,


Surprisingly, this tool may already be in your bedroom. It may just need a jumpstart. Once you’ve got its motor running, do heed the warning sticker I’ve slapped onto its nether regions: Use of this Machine May Cause Deafness.


*****


DEAR PROFESSOR PEG,


Is the machine manually operated or battery-operated?


– XX




DEAR XX,


MAN-ually, of course.


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Please feel free to click on the e-mail link below and submit your question to Professor Peg about this machine. She will reply here as time and inspiration allow.



 

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