Since posting Remington NC-17 Machine, I have received e-mails from people who have questions about the machine, so as a service, I am replying here. Though the following are based on actual e-mails, they may have been edited slightly from the originals, to protect the not-so-innocent:
DEAR PROFESSOR PEG,
You have aroused my, um, curiosity. Where can I buy this machine?
– X
DEAR X,
Surprisingly, this tool may already be in your bedroom. It may just need a jumpstart. Once you’ve got its motor running, do heed the warning sticker I’ve slapped onto its nether regions: Use of this Machine May Cause Deafness.
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DEAR PROFESSOR PEG,
Is the machine manually operated or battery-operated?
– XX
DEAR XX,
MAN-ually, of course.
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Please feel free to click on the e-mail link below and submit your question to Professor Peg about this machine. She will reply here as time and inspiration allow.