Assignment: create the high school yearbook entry for one of our favorite RS characters.

Format:

Name:
High School: (if you research-oriented types want to pick a name and locale, go for it)
Sports:
Clubs and Activities:
Honors:
Voted Most Likely (or least likely) To:

If you think of other categories, throw them in!

Also, if you want to add any yearbook signing inscriptions that would have been added by friends (such as "Laura, stay as sweet as you are, Love, Stacy") please write those as well.

Due Date: Friday, August 12.




Monday, August 15.

Teacher, I apologize for turning in this homework late, but my dog ate the original and I had to start from scratch.

I chose Harry, who of course became Remington Steele. I didn’t quite stick to the assigned format, but then again, Harry never could either.

Harry spent some time at High Jinx High School in Enigma, Conn. How did Harry end up there, you might ask? Well, Daniel sent Harry on "a year abroad" to this high school. Fifteen-year-old Harry was eager to go because he thought Daniel said he was enrolling him in a program called "A Year, A Broad." Harry was planning to decrease the time interval between, um, broads.


Disservice Record:


Harry was Class President. His opponent accused him of rigging the election, but nothing was ever proved.


He was also elected King of Hearts. The King of Hearts Dance is a dance where the girl does the asking. For the dance, the female student body elects a court consisting only of males. From this court, a duke, a prince, and a king are elected. Harry actually got all three titles. In fact, he was the entire court. All the boys accused him of rigging these elections too, but not one girl could be found who had voted for someone else.



Sports Harry participated in:


Track. Of course, Harry couldn't be bothered to actually work out, but he "owned" the Mad Dash.

Gymnastics. Favorite apparatus was the rings. The skills he developed came in useful in his circus days.




Dishonors Harry received:


Harry earned perfect scores on his SAT's and ACT's. The former tests Safecracking, Aerial work, and Theft; the latter tests Artifice, Chicanery, and Treachery.

He also accumulated the most demerits in the school. For this achievement he was inducted into the National Dishonor Society.

He was selected by the faculty as one of the eight students to serve on the Academic Dishonesty Council. (If a student was found not cheating on a test, he was hauled in front of this council so they could set him straight, er, crooked.)




Clubs and Activities Harry participated in:


As you would expect of him, Harry was in the following clubs: Photography, Classical Movies (founding member), Culinary, Dance, Equestrian. Also, he joined the Debate Team to hone the skills needed for the finer points of argumentation.


Perhaps surprisingly, he was not in the Drama Club. He thought it unnecessary since his life was one big act.


He joined the Wildlife Club but immediately dropped out when he found it had something to do with animals of the four-legged variety.


Other clubs he participated in may need further explanation:


The Art Guild. All visits to museums and galleries were made in the dead of night. Successfully breaking into the buildings was as integral to the purpose of the guild as was the appreciation of fine art.


Key Club. No, not the organization whose purpose is to provide service, build character, and develop leadership. This organization's purpose was to develop lockpicking skills.


Strings Attached. This is a network of peer helpers who tutor others in the skills needed to be successful in the underside of life.


CIA. That's "Conmen in Action." Need I say more?




Finally, Harry was voted least likely to find a good woman and settle down. He was particularly proud of this distinction.